Smelly Hearing Aids and Fishy Lips

Egg Flounder is your average teenage boy in all ways except for one thing: he is deaf. This is Egg’s journal of his “floundering?? attempts to live in a hearing world: taking speech lessons from old Mrs. Tautog so not to sound like a “Frenchman with a cold?? coping with loud whistling hearing aids squinting to lip-read his girlfriend in a dark disco and many other hilarious misfortunes

We are treated with Egg’s absurd and surrealistic philosophical musings his ad-libbed school presentations and just plain wonderings such as why the biblical Adam is portrayed as having a belly button?

It is certified that this book was not tested on animals. Dolphin safe and nut free. No fishes were harmed in the making of this novel… maybe some sushi were eaten but let’s not quibble.
Marc Heyez Author (2017) 289 pages soft cover