Tombstone Yard Signs, 6-pack MPAR-731

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The Hauntlook Obituary Column

We gather here today to mourn the loss of six beloved locals. These are their obituaries.

Fiona Fibber: A young lady taken too soon. Born in 1987 and died in 1997 of illness. She had quite the imagination. She was always making stuff up just for fun. However, this time, she wasn???t crying wolf. She truly was sick, and she told us so.

Barry Nolegs: Lived a long life, born in 1905 and died in 1970. Due to his unfortunate surname, it was rumored he had no legs. From the cradle to the grave, he insisted he had two. Even before burial, nobody thought to check.

Seymour Butts: Born in 1911 and died in 1985. He was no pirate, but he was always on the hunt for booty. Legend has it, he was under the vent when Marilyn Monroe???s dress flew up in the air. Some say he co-wrote ???Baby Got Back??? with Sir Mix-a-lot almost a decade before the hit song???s official release. He passed away under the bleachers at a packed stadium. At least

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